Billy Ray Cyrus As Robby Stewart - Hannah Montana jimbles neutron

spenceromg:

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

yoncevevo:

me: *spots nick jonas* *walks up to him* ah! i’m such a fan! i’ve loved you ever since the jonas brothers’ debut album! can you sign my jobros lunch box?

nick: haha thanks so much babe and of course anything for you ;) *signs it*

me: thank you so much! one more thing before i go

nick: haha what’s up?

me: release the nut

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

perks-of-being-chinese:

I’m not even gonna open it

panicatthedanetrain:

"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

cryingandcolour:

Ah yes white boys

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother