Billy Ray Cyrus As Robby Stewart - Hannah Montana 🗿

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

kurtislikesbutts:

wow this is me too

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

tuhree:

guys: i know the basics on how to respect women

everyone: okay..

guys: w-wait where are you going aren’t you gunna suck me dry

davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.